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	<pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:00:07 CDT</pubDate>
	<title><![CDATA[Red Cup Shot Glass Set - 4pk ]]></title>
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			<a href="http://hoboninja.com"><img src="http://hoboninja.com/images/products/redcupshotglasse_03.jpg" border=0 /></a><br/>		<h2>Red Cup Shot Glass Set - 4pk </h2>

<p>The ultimate party accessory has now been down sized!<br><br>Yes, the iconic Red Cup is now available in an incredibly cool, Shot Glass Set.  Imagine the expression on your friends faces as you serve up a round of shots with these bad boys. Such a party pleaser your next get together is destined to be one of legend!<br><br>These unusual shot glasses are packaged in a set of 4, made of ceramic, measures 2.5 " tall by 2" wide and holds about 2 ounces.<br><br></p>



<ul><li>Set of 4, Red Cup styled, ceramic, shot glasses</li><li>Measures 2.5" tall by 2" wide</li><li>Holds 2 ounces</li><li>Incredibly cool, party accessory</li><li>Makes for a great graduate gift</li></ul>	]]></description>
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	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2012 09:30:31 CDT</pubDate>
	<title><![CDATA[Solar Powered Grasshopper]]></title>
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			<a href="http://hoboninja.com/home.php?id=24213"><img src="http://hoboninja.com/images/products/solarhopper-1.jpg" border=0 /></a><br/>		<h3>Solar Powered Grasshopper</h3>
<p>Put one of these grasshoppers out in the soon and watch the action begin. A solar panel on it's back turns the sun's rays into kinetic energy in the form of a hopping (well, vibrating) grasshopper!   
</p>
<ul>
<li>Solar powered
<li>1.75" long (not including the antennas) 
<li>moves around on smooth surfaces
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	<pubDate>Fri, 01 Jun 2012 10:31:17 CDT</pubDate>
	<title><![CDATA[Toilet Time Clock- Flushes Every Hour on the Hour!]]></title>
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<p>Most of us are no strangers to time wasting, browsing YouTube until before we know it, hours have been flushed down the drain, never to return. Now, you can actually hear the wonderful sounds of your time going the same way as an unfortunate pet goldfish with the Toilet Time Clock, for sale right now! This great novelty gift rings in every new hour with a toilet flushing sound, sending the last hour down the john for good. The crappiest way to tell time ever measures 9.5'' x 9'' x 2'', and requires four AA batteries to operate. Wasting time has practically become the new national pastime. Celebrate it with this toilet bowl time clock today!</p>


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	<pubDate>Mon, 11 Mar 2013 11:00:02 CDT</pubDate>
	<title><![CDATA[Festival Feet Red - Protect Your Kicks With Style! SHIPS FREE!]]></title>
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<p>Don't let the rain and mud get you down... instead look forward the festivities they bring! And this year you'll have one less thing to worry about- muddy shoes!

With our 'Festival Feet', rest assured that your feet will stay mud-less while you engage in your dancing, singing and generally being a festival-appreciator (Just like any of those people wearing those old-fashioned, heavy and boring rain boots)!
</p>

<ul>
<li>Slips over footwear</li>
<li>Wrap ties around foot</li>
<li>Tie at the front just like usual</li>
<li>Only color available is red at this time</li>
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	<pubDate>Mon, 25 Mar 2013 21:00:02 CDT</pubDate>
	<title><![CDATA[Lego Man or Blocks Style Silicone Ice Cube / Baking Mold- FREE SHIPPING!]]></title>
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			<a href="http://hoboninja.com/home.php?id=26696"><img src="http://hoboninja.com/images/products/blockmantray1.jpg" border=0 /></a><br/>		<h2>Block Man or Blocks Style Silicone Ice Cube / Baking Tray - SHIPS FREE!<br>
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<p><strong>Choose your either Block Man or Blocks at CHECKOUT! </strong></p>
<p>Block Man Style molds will create 8 mini-figure sized ice cubes, chocolates, candy confections & more! The complimentary Block Trays allows you to create the ultimate themed confection!</p>
<p>So many uses! Can be used as a candy mold as well! Dishwasher safe! Each mini figure mold is the same size as a real block man and measures about 4 cm high, 2 1/2 cm wide and 1 cm deep. Use for ice, chocolate, gummies, candy, soap, baking, & more! Add colors and get creative! You will receive a yellow or blue mold, but both are identical. (except for the color of the silicone of course)</p>
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	<pubDate>Fri, 22 Mar 2013 11:00:03 CDT</pubDate>
	<title><![CDATA[AD/HD - Vinyl Decal - SHIPS FREE!]]></title>
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			<a href="http://hoboninja.com/home.php?id=25064"><img src="http://hoboninja.com/images/products/adhdsticker-1.jpg" border=0 /></a><br/>		<h2>AD/HD - Vinyl Decal- SHIPS FREE!</h2>


<p>Don't wear T-Shirts but you LOVE the hobo T-Shirts designs?? Well now you can get the Vinyl Decal!</p>

<ul>

<li>8" x 4"</li>
<li>High quality vinyl sticker</li>
<li>Impress your friends</li>
<li>Amaze your enemies!</li>
<li>Covers rust spots!</li>
<li>Hides ugly holes in the wall!</li>
<li>Decorate your locker or dorm!</li>
<li>Doubles as a bigger, more costly alternative to scotch tape!</li>

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	<pubDate>Tue, 12 Jun 2012 11:30:08 CDT</pubDate>
	<title><![CDATA[Beer Bottle Opener Ring]]></title>
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<p>Be the hero who always has a way to crack open a brew! These rings have style that is only surpassed by their functionality!</p>
<ul>
<li>Stainless Steel
<li>One size fits most
<li>Save a fortune on dental bills!
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	<pubDate>Wed, 20 Feb 2013 11:00:01 CST</pubDate>
	<title><![CDATA[200 Scabs Bandages - Gross and Disgusting Bandages For Your Boo-BOOS!]]></title>
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<p>Scabs Bandages are band-aids bearing sweet little gross illustrations -- maggots, hatching spiders, eyeballs, or zippers -- for to speed your healing with stomach-churning levity. </p><b> Note: You will receive an assorted mix of 10 packs of Scabs Bandages (20 bandages per box for a whopping 200 bandages!) in a tin/box.
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	<pubDate>Mon, 17 Dec 2012 11:00:02 CST</pubDate>
	<title><![CDATA[USB Powered Note Book Lamp - Changes With The Turn Of A Page!]]></title>
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<p>Never get left in the dark OR in the ordinary with this Turning Pages Note Book Lamp! This unique lamp changes with the turn of a page freshening up your desk area and bathing it in a soft glow. There are 5 different lamp pages and 5 blank pages you can draw your own lamp designs on! And for even more customization,   2 different shades are included - one red and one white!
</p>
<ul>
<li>5 different pages of lamp designs and 5 blank pages to make your own
<li>2 different lamp shades - Red and White
<li>Printed on high quality paper
<li>9 LEDs provide lots of light
<li>Makes for a great, unique gift!
<li>Measures 10.5"  x  6.75"	]]></description>
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	<pubDate>Fri, 15 Mar 2013 11:00:02 CDT</pubDate>
	<title><![CDATA[Giant Glow in the Dark Googly Eyes]]></title>
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<p>Sure, your Giant Googly Eyes look great during the day, but they're pretty much invisible at night. Now you can avoid such a trag-eye-dy! These giant, glow-in-the-dark googly eyes look amazing, no matter what time of day. Just peel off the adhesive back and start sticking them to things. We can think of a million things to do with these — decorate graveyards, spruce up the interior of a port-o-potty, or stick them on your kid's wall to stare at him while he tries to sleep. Perfect for garages, dumpsters, sleeping grandpappies, magician's workshops, villain's lairs, rock clubs, graffiti owls, optometrist shops, and national monuments.</p>

<ul>

<li>7" wide with easy-peel adhesive back </li><li>Glows in the dark after exposure to light </li><li>Like a watchful nightlight on your fridge</li><li>Cast a ghostly pallor over your kitchen</li>

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	<pubDate>Fri, 30 Nov 2012 11:00:02 CST</pubDate>
	<title><![CDATA[Kit Shickers - Set of 2 Glass Boot Shooters]]></title>
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<p>These adorable novelty glass boot shot glasses with have you and your buddies  kit-faced in no time! Each shot glass is app 3 fl oz and is sure to be a real crowd pleaser. What are you waiting for? Get to kittin' shick!</p>

<ul><b>Features:</b>
<li>Each unit includes one set of 2 boot shaped shot glasses
<li>App 3 fl oz</li></ul>	]]></description>
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	<pubDate>Sun, 09 Jun 2013 21:00:06 CDT</pubDate>
	<title><![CDATA[Man Cave - Hiding From Wife - Wooden Sign]]></title>
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<p>It's a good way to make money from home!</p>

<ul>

<li>Wooden Sign</li>
<li>Comes with 2 ways to hang</li>
<li>12" x 18" x 1" deep</li>


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	<pubDate>Tue, 09 Apr 2013 11:00:01 CDT</pubDate>
	<title><![CDATA[Nintendo Hinged Clutch Wallets - Choose Mario Bros or Yoshi!]]></title>
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<p>Officially licensed merchandise fully lined padded vinyl Purse / Oversized Wallet with zip up coin pocket and ID window plus hinged chrome finish surround and clasp.</p>

<ul>

<li>Choose from Mario Bros or Yoshi at checkout</li>

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	<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jul 2012 11:00:01 CDT</pubDate>
	<title><![CDATA[The Parking Space Protector- Inflatable Fire Hydrant!]]></title>
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<p>Tired of someone always snagging your parking spot? We�ve got the perfect solution. This 26� inflatable Fire Hydrant makes a great Parking Space Protector! It�s small enough to fit in the glove box, but inflates to look like a real fire hydrant. There�s a built-in sand bag so your Parking Protector will not blow away!</p>


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	<pubDate>Mon, 04 Mar 2013 11:00:01 CST</pubDate>
	<title><![CDATA[3-Pack Cable Clips - Never Lose Or Tangle Up Your Cables Again!]]></title>
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			<a href="http://hoboninja.com/home.php?id=26030"><img src="http://hoboninja.com/images/products/clips7.jpg" border=0 /></a><br/>		<h2>3-Pack Cable Clips - Never Lose Or Tangle Up Your Cables Again!</h2>

<p>These silicone cable clips are the perfect way to organize your desk or entertainment center! Each clip comes with a peel off adhesive side that sticks to most solid surfaces; these can be used to keep cords off the ground for easy access, to hold that pen you always end up losing, and much, much more!  No more crouching down under your desk trying to find that cord you're looking for, now it's all within easy reach!</p>


<ul>
<li>3-packs come in random colors</li>
<li>Adhesive on clips will stick to most solid surfaces</li>
<li>Can be used to hold cables, pens, pencils, etc.</li>
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	<pubDate>Thu, 06 Jun 2013 21:00:07 CDT</pubDate>
	<title><![CDATA[18 pc. Set of Super Mario Characters- Long Live Childhood!]]></title>
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			<a href="http://hoboninja.com/home.php?id=23199"><img src="http://hoboninja.com/images/products/marioset-3.jpg" border=0 /></a><br/>		<h2>18 pc. Set of Super Mario Characters</h2>

<p>Relive the old school with this 18 pc. set of Super Mario Bros. characters. Whether you're a collector or just a fan, you can't afford to pass up this amazing deal!</p>
<p>You will receive the exact 18 pieces pictured. </p>
<p>Each character varies, but the average height is 4cm. Of course Donkey Kong's being the monster that he is, is 7cm!</p>



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	<pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 21:00:07 CDT</pubDate>
	<title><![CDATA[Charles Dickens- The Complete Novels In One Sitting - SHIPS FREE!]]></title>
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			<a href="http://hoboninja.com/home.php?id=26460"><img src="http://hoboninja.com/images/products/charles.jpg" border=0 /></a><br/>		<h3>Charles Dickens: The Complete Novels in One Sitting [Hardcover]</h3>
<p>Celebrate the bicentennial birthday of Charles Dickens with this Miniature Edition packed with witty summaries of the novels of one of history's most beloved storytellers. All fans of great literature can enjoy these perfectly portable renditions of Oliver Twist, A Christmas Carol, Great Expectations, A Tale of Two Cities, and all the Dickensian classics. Featuring synopses, character profiles, and illustrations, this mini book brings to life twenty classic tales and the iconic characters that populate the world of Dickens.
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<ul>
<li>Mini Book - measures 2.75" x 3.25"	]]></description>
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	<pubDate>Mon, 17 Jun 2013 21:00:07 CDT</pubDate>
	<title><![CDATA[Auto-Aid - A Magnet Bandage for All Your Auto Boo-Boos! - in JUMBO & mini!]]></title>
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			<a href="http://hoboninja.com/home.php?id=22967"><img src="http://hoboninja.com/images/products/autoaids.jpg" border=0 /></a><br/>		<h2>Auto-Aid - A Magnet Bandage for All Your Auto Boo-Boos! - in JUMBO & mini!</h2>

<p>Does your car have an unsightly rust spot or scratch? Patch it up with a magnetic auto bandage! It's easy to apply and can be removed without damaging a car. It's also great to have on hand in case you ding someone's car and you're having a hard time breaking the news. Just slap it on and lighten the mood! Auto-Aid is also MUCH cheaper than bringing your car to a body shop, so you can save more money for a new car! </p>

<h2><b>Features:</b></h2>
<li>One magnet per unit ordered</li>
<li>JUMBO Measures app 5" x 17"</li>
<li>mini Measures app 8.5" x 2.5"</li>
<li>Won't damage your car</li>	]]></description>
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	<pubDate>Tue, 11 Jun 2013 21:00:05 CDT</pubDate>
	<title><![CDATA[2 Pack - Red Solo Cup Koozies! Proceed to Party!]]></title>
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			<a href="http://hoboninja.com/home.php?id=23506"><img src="http://hoboninja.com/images/products/redsolocup-1.jpg" border=0 /></a><br/>		<h2>2 Pack of The Red Cup Kool Koozie</h2>

<strong>You will receive 2 per order!</strong>
<p> 
Yes, the red cups at the party are iconic but they don't do much for keeping your beverage cold and your hands dry!   We're guessing it's because of the little scientific thing about your hand being warm and there's only a thin slice of plastic separating your body heat from your beverage. 
<br><br>
With our Red Cup Koozie, you can place your beverage can or bottle into an insulated red cup to keep it ice cold and your hands warm and dry!.. while still looking cool!  <br><br>

Let's face it, it's never a real party without the big red party cups and you're keeping that dream alive;  till someone yells out, "who let my python out!?!"
</p>
<br>
<ul>
<li> Keeps your drink icy cold.</li>
	   <li>Works great with bottles or cans!</li>
	   <li>Measures 4.75 inches tall x 4 inch diameter.</li>

	   
</ul>	]]></description>
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	<pubDate>Sun, 26 May 2013 21:00:06 CDT</pubDate>
	<title><![CDATA[SkyBox Star Trek VI The Undiscovered Country - A Complete Collector Card Set]]></title>
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<p>Pristine set from 1994. Still wrapped and well below guide value!</p>
	]]></description>
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	<pubDate>Tue, 20 Nov 2012 11:00:02 CST</pubDate>
	<title><![CDATA[Manly Moustaches - 6 Great Styles! - SHIPS FREE!]]></title>
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<p>Some men (or women) wait weeks and weeks to achieve a great moustache, but with this 6 pack of assorted styles, you could be looking your absolute manliest in seconds!</p>

<ul>
<b>You'll get these 6 great  styles:</b>
<br><br>
<li>The Connoisseur</li>
<li>The Regent</li>
<li>The Rock Star</li>
<li>The Magician</li>
<li>The Party Boy</li>
<li>The Trucker</li>


</ul>	]]></description>
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	<pubDate>Tue, 18 Sep 2012 11:13:32 CDT</pubDate>
	<title><![CDATA[Time Warp Melting Clock- Time is Melting Away!]]></title>
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<p>The Time Warp Shelf Clock is the perfect addition to an art lover's home creating a great conversation piece. You can easily place this homage to Salvador Dali's Persistence Of Memory on a mantle or shelf - no mounting required. With this great Dali clock, time doesn't fly: it melts away. Size: 6.75" x 4.75" x 5.25". Requires 1 'AA' battery (not included) </p>

<br>

<ul>
<li>Brings Salvador Dali's timeless masterpiece to life</li>
	   <li>Accurate quartz movement</li>
	   <li>Requires one AA battery, not included</li>
	   <li>Clock looks as if it's melting and beginning to drip down</li>
	   <li>Collectible timepiece</li>
</ul>	]]></description>
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	<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jan 2013 10:39:11 CST</pubDate>
	<title><![CDATA[Finger Hooks - Set of 4 - Handy Fingers, Without the Hand!]]></title>
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<p>Don't be dull and boring, get a grip with these Finger Hooks! Perfect for home or office, these hard plastic Finger Hooks are life-sized and extend about 2-1/4" (5.7 cm) from the wall. 1" (2.5 cm) long, self tapping screw is built-in, making them easy to attach to walls or other surfaces. No tools required.</p>

<ul><b>Features:</b>
<li>Each unit ordered includes four finger hooks
<li>Each finger hook extends app 2-1/4" (5.7 cm) from the wall. 
<li>1" (2.5 cm) long, self tapping screw is built-in
<li>Easy to install (no tools required)</li></ul>	]]></description>
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	<pubDate>Mon, 19 Mar 2012 14:40:22 CDT</pubDate>
	<title><![CDATA[Dip Clip- Easy Chip Dippin'!]]></title>
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<p>Attaches to edge of bowl for entertaining. Made from ABS and stainless steel.</p>

<br>
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	<pubDate>Thu, 18 Apr 2013 13:26:27 CDT</pubDate>
	<title><![CDATA[Hello Kitty Little Letters Mini Kit]]></title>
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			<a href="http://hoboninja.com/home.php?id=26458"><img src="http://hoboninja.com/images/products/helloKerty.jpg" border=0 /></a><br/>		<h3>Hello Kitty Little Letters Mini Kit</h3>
<p>Keep in touch with the people you love in Hello Kitty style! It’s not the size of the message or gift that matters; it’s the precious way in which it is delivered. For Hello Kitty fans new and old, this kit—including tiny envelopes, stationery, stamps, and a book of stickers—offers them a way of sending warm messages of love, friendship, or longing.
</p>
<ul>
<li>Kit includes tiny envelopes, stationery, stamps, and a book of stickers	]]></description>
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	<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jan 2013 11:00:02 CST</pubDate>
	<title><![CDATA[Star Wars Rebel Alliance Funko Fold-up Headphones]]></title>
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<p>Sound, with some Star Wars Rebel Alliance style! Take these Rebel Alliance Headphones anywhere! Music to the ears of any Star Wars fan!</p>

<p>These Rebel Alliance Fold-Up Headphones are compatible with most MP3 players, iPods, and portable and console games with their standard 3.5mm audio jack. The headphones are lightweight, compactible, and fully adjustable, and feature 40mm stereo-sound speakers. </p>	]]></description>
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	<pubDate>Thu, 30 May 2013 21:00:07 CDT</pubDate>
	<title><![CDATA[iPhone 4 & 4s Knuckle Duster Case - Toughen Up Your iPhone!- SHIPS FREE!]]></title>
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			<a href="http://hoboninja.com/home.php?id=26848"><img src="http://hoboninja.com/images/products/iphone4Knuckle1.jpg" border=0 /></a><br/>		<h3>iPhone 4 Knuckle Duster Case - Toughen Up Your iPhone!</h3>
<p>Keeping up with technology doesn't mean you have to give up on your street-cred. These knuckles Dusters say, "I'm on the phone and you will wait till I'm finished!".
</p>
<ul>
<li>Available in Gun-Metal Gray, Silver and Pink
<li>Constructed from plastic to not scratch your phone
<li>Made for the iPhone 4 and 4s
	]]></description>
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	<pubDate>Sun, 16 Jun 2013 21:00:07 CDT</pubDate>
	<title><![CDATA[Guitar Hero On Tour / Decades - Nintendo DS Bundle - SHIPS FREE!]]></title>
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			<a href="http://hoboninja.com/home.php?id=27479"><img src="http://hoboninja.com/images/products/ghontou2.jpg" border=0 /></a><br/>		<h2>Guitar Hero On Tour Decades - Nintendo DS Bundle</h2>

<p>Guitar Hero: On Tour includes the same kind of career mode and single-song play as Guitar Hero III; many of the portable songs also overlap with other versions of the game. But 20 new tracks, a few control twists, and a new versus mode should make it more than Guitar Hero Lite</p>

<p>Guitar Hero On Tour: DECADES expands the experience of Guitar Hero: On Tour by taking players through a rock-and-roll journey from today�s hits back through each decade to the 1970s. Featuring game play input using the innovative Guitar Hero grip* included with the bundle, a range of single player and multi-player modes, a set list of 28 master tracks and cross compatibility with the original game in the series via DS wireless functionality, it is a whole new take on the addictive and wildly popular Guitar Hero game play that you can take with you wherever you go.</p>


<p><b>This product is for Nintendo DS, DS Light, and DSi.</p></b>

<p><b>Choose from Guitar Hero On Tour or On Tour DECADES at checkout.</p></b>

<ul><b>Features:</b>
<li>Stream over 50 songs between Guitar Hero On Tour: Decades and Guitar Hero: On Tour using local wireless play.
<li>Rock out to 25 all new songs and 3 bonus tracks, with some of the greatest hits from each decade. 21 of these are exclusive to Guitar Hero On Tour: Decades and 7 are taken from Guitar Hero World Tour.
<li>Use the Guitar Hero DS guitar grip peripheral, pick-stylus (both included), and DS stylus or your finger to strum the touch-activated screen to rock out on the go
<li>Play as a wide variety of characters and customize outfits from throughout the decades of rock, defining the best and most outrageous clothing trends in rock history
<li>Integrated microphone functionality allows players to blow into the microphone to extinguish a pyrotechnics effects gone wrong, or use the touch screen to autograph a fan�s shirt in the middle of their set</li></ul>	]]></description>
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	<pubDate>Tue, 04 Jun 2013 21:00:07 CDT</pubDate>
	<title><![CDATA[Cell Phone Suction Mat - Keeps Your Phone In One Place - SHIPS FREE!]]></title>
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			<a href="http://hoboninja.com/home.php?id=25623"><img src="http://hoboninja.com/images/products/cellphonesuctionmat1.jpg" border=0 /></a><br/>		<h3>Cell Phone Suction Mat - Keeps Your Phone In One Place!</h3>

<p>Make sure your phone is where you left it with the Cell Phone Suction Mat! 12 'suckers' on each side of this soft silicone mat hold on to your phone while at the same time holding to whatever smooth surface you choose to stick it to! Great for driving or just about any occasion where your phone could slide into catastrophe! 
</p>
<ul>
<li>Holds your phone down and in one spot
<li>Features soft silicone construction
<li>24 suction cups - 12 on each side
<li>Needs a smooth surface to work
<li><h4>Meant to hold phone in a horizontal position - pictures of vertical positioning are to demonstrate sticking power - DO NOT TRY THIS</h4>

	]]></description>
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	<pubDate>Thu, 09 Aug 2012 09:38:59 CDT</pubDate>
	<title><![CDATA[Bacon Strips Adhesive Bandages]]></title>
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<p>Those ratty standard band aids are definitely lacking. Bacon up your boo-boos with these Bacon Strips Adhesive Bandages! Each 3-3/4" tall metal tin contains fifteen 3" x 1" latex-free adhesive bandages with sterile gauze and a FREE PRIZE to take your mind off of the excruciating pain.</p>

<ul><b>Features:</b>
<li>Each 3-3/4" tall metal tin contains fifteen 3" x 1" latex-free adhesive bandages with sterile gauze
<li>Free prize inside!</li></ul>
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	<pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 21:00:09 CDT</pubDate>
	<title><![CDATA[Super Mario Brothers - Essentials Purse - Mario and Luigi Available - SHIPS FREE!]]></title>
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			<a href="http://hoboninja.com/home.php?id=26781"><img src="http://hoboninja.com/images/products/supermarioBRROS.jpg" border=0 /></a><br/>		<h3>Super Mario Brothers - Essentials Purse - Fits All The Stuff You Need!</h3>
<p>Your two favorite plumbers are now a perfectly size purse that's just the right size for your essentials! Constructed from ultra soft and fleece material, these purses feature 2 zippered compartments are great for carrying cell phones, keys, money, I.D.s Ect. All the stuff you really need!
</p>
<ul>
<li>Mario and Luigi Available
<li>Measures 5.5" wide x 5" tall
<li>Soft fleece material
<li>Wrist strap
<li>Great when you don't want to carry a full size!
	]]></description>
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	<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jul 2012 09:48:37 CDT</pubDate>
	<title><![CDATA[The Switchblade Spork - Go Ahead Attack your Food]]></title>
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			<a href="http://hoboninja.com/home.php?id=23001"><img src="http://hoboninja.com/images/products/nbmh2145.jpg" border=0 /></a><br/>		<h2>They Came with Switchblade Sporks!</h2>


<p> A switchblade spork? Survival in the epicurean jungle is a matter of brawn and culinary skill, in which mastery of the Switchblade Spork is king. Gangs of sous-chefs and line cooks rule the streets and no food is safe from the steely glint of their sporks! This metal and plastic utensil snaps open to 11-inches long with the push of a button, and it also features a safety lock to prevent unexpected deployment. Grab yours and get into the action! Packaged on an illustrated blister card. 
</p>
<br>
<ul>
<li>Survival in the epicurean jungle was a matter of brawn and culinary skill, in which mastery of the Switchblade Spork was king.</li>
	   <li>Gangs of sous-chefs and line cooks ruled the streets and no food was safe from the steely glint of their sporks.</li>
	   <li>These metal and plastic utensils snap open with the push of a button to 11" (27.9 cm) long and also feature a safety lock to prevent unexpected deployment.</li>

</ul>

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	<pubDate>Wed, 01 May 2013 21:00:06 CDT</pubDate>
	<title><![CDATA[Toxic Waste Shot Glass Set - 3 pk - Pick Your Poison!]]></title>
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<p>Toxic Waste - Great Toxic Waste Barrel shaped shot glasses!</p> <p>These unusual shot glasses are packaged in a set of 3, made of ceramic, measures 2.5 " tall by 2" wide and holds about 2 ounces.</p> 

<ul>

  <li><span>Set of 3 toxic waste bin shot glasses</span></li>
	  <li><span>Made of ceramic</span></li>
	  <li><span>Comes with 1 red, 1 yellow and 1 black glass.</span></li>

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	<pubDate>Mon, 03 Jun 2013 21:00:09 CDT</pubDate>
	<title><![CDATA[Animated LED Signs - Many To Choose From!]]></title>
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<p> Even if you are not a retailer, these signs is perfect for ticketing events, school functions, or just to hang up in your man cave! <i>Choose your sign at checkout.</i></p>
<b>Note: if you choose the OPEN sign, you will get one of the styles of OPEN signs that you see here.</b>
<p><strong>Package Includes:</strong></p>
<ul>
  <li>1 x Sign</li>



  <li>LED Lifetime: Over 100,000 Hours</li>


  <li>Hang Up with 2 Build in Hangers</li>
<li>10" x 19.5" approx</li>
<li>Plugs in to any outlet</li>
<li>Lights twinkle and move</li>



</ul>

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	<pubDate>Wed, 29 May 2013 21:00:06 CDT</pubDate>
	<title><![CDATA[Peanuts - Snoopy & Woodstock Best Friends - SHIPS FREE!]]></title>
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			<a href="http://hoboninja.com/home.php?id=26456"><img src="http://hoboninja.com/images/products/snoopstock1.jpg" border=0 /></a><br/>		<h3>Peanuts - Snoopy & Woodstock Best Friends</h3>
<p>Sixty years after the debut of the Peanuts® comic strip, this kit commemorates the enduring friendship of Snoopy and Woodstock. They share a love of ice hockey, ice cream, and so much more. Woodstock chirps out birdspeak, a one-of-a-kind language that Snoopy is fortunate enough to understand, so they can communicate in a very special way. It’s kind of like that with your own best friend, isn’t it?
This is a perfect gift for the Peanuts fan or anyone with whom you share that exclusive bond called friendship. The kit includes bendable figurines of Snoopy and Woodstock and a 32-page guide to maintaining the perfect friendship.
</p>
<ul>
<li>Includes:32-page guide to maintaining the perfect friendship and bendable figurines of Snoopy and Woodstock	]]></description>
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	<pubDate>Tue, 16 Apr 2013 11:00:01 CDT</pubDate>
	<title><![CDATA[Shakin Bacon - Dash Board Dancing Bacon]]></title>
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			<a href="http://hoboninja.com/home.php?id=26377"><img src="http://hoboninja.com/images/products/baconguy.jpg" border=0 /></a><br/>		<h3>Shakin Bacon - Dash Board Dancing Bacon</h3>
<p>Bacon just makes people happy, now you can have bacon along for the ride wherever your travels take you with the Shakn' Bacon Dashboard Dancing Bacon Strip!
</p>
<ul>
<li>Bacon bounces and dances as you drive
<li>Measures 5" tall including stand
<li>Sticks to your dash with peel-off adhesive bottom
	]]></description>
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	<pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 21:34:44 CDT</pubDate>
	<title><![CDATA[Shout Out - Shot Glass Drinking Game - SHIPS FREE!]]></title>
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			<a href="http://hoboninja.com/home.php?id=26705"><img src="http://hoboninja.com/images/products/shoutout_03.jpg" border=0 /></a><br/>		<h2>Shout Out - Shot Glass Drinking Game</h2>

<p>Get the party started with this fun drinking game. Be a fast thinker or you'll be the drinker!</p>

<ul>
Includes:
<li>Game Board</li>
<li>4 Shot Glasses</li>
<li>Instructions</li>


</ul>	]]></description>
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	<pubDate>Tue, 26 Mar 2013 11:00:01 CDT</pubDate>
	<title><![CDATA[El Dia De Los Muertos Ceramic Skulls Bracelets - Ships Free]]></title>
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			<a href="http://hoboninja.com/home.php?id=25983"><img src="http://hoboninja.com/images/products/ceramicSkulls.jpg" border=0 /></a><br/>		<h3>El Dia De Los Muertos Ceramic Skulls Bracelets</h3>

<ul>
<li>Choose between Bone, Turquoise and Multi-Color at check out
<li>Intricately detailed ceramic
<li>Expands to fit most wrists 
	]]></description>
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	<pubDate>Fri, 01 Jul 2011 10:53:20 CDT</pubDate>
	<title><![CDATA[Mustache Baking Mold]]></title>
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			<a href="http://hoboninja.com/home.php?id=24724"><img src="http://hoboninja.com/images/products/bndxc1235.jpg" border=0 /></a><br/>		<h2>Mustache Baking Mold</h2>

<p>Welcome to the mustache party! We've got a mustache cake, a mustache cheese log and a gorgeous mustache ice sculpture in the center of the table! But we couldn't have done it without the help of this awesome silicone Mustache Baking Mold! Each mold measures app 16" (40.6 cm) wide, 1-1/2" (3.8 cm) deep, and is perfect for cakes, breads, puddings, desserts, and more!</p>

<ul><b>Features:</b>
<li>Each unit ordered includes (1) silicone Mustache Baking Mold
<li>Measures app 16" (40.6 cm) wide, 1-1/2" (3.8 cm) deep
<li>24 Ounce capacity
<li>Temp range -40� F to 440� F
<li>Safe for ovens, microwaves, freezers, and dishwashers</li></ul>	]]></description>
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	<pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 21:00:06 CDT</pubDate>
	<title><![CDATA[Haunted Ruins - 3D Pop-Up Board Game!]]></title>
  	<link><![CDATA[http://hoboninja.com/home.php?id=26753]]></link>
 	<dc:creator>HoboNinja</dc:creator>
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			<a href="http://hoboninja.com/home.php?id=26753"><img src="http://hoboninja.com/images/products/hauntedruins_02.jpg" border=0 /></a><br/>		<h2>Haunted Ruins Board Game - 3D Pop-Up Board Game!</h2>

<p>The billionaire Clarence Wizwell III is on a search for an ancient relic of power and he has hired 8 of the greatest adventurers in the world to aid him. To get to the relic, players must journey through the Haunted Ruins. Use moving obstacles to block the paths of the other adventurers, avoid monsters or use them to attack the other players and find your way across bridges and through moving pathways.</p>

<ul>
<b>Game Includes:</b>

<li>Revolutionary Transforming 3D Game Board
</li>
<li>Character Pieces
</li>
<li>Cards
</li>
<li>Collector's Edition Comic / Instruction Booklet</li>


</ul>
	]]></description>
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	<pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 21:00:06 CDT</pubDate>
	<title><![CDATA[Star Trek - Tribbles Customizable Card Game]]></title>
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 	<dc:creator>HoboNinja</dc:creator>
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			<a href="http://hoboninja.com/home.php?id=26470"><img src="http://hoboninja.com/images/products/triblesgame_02.jpg" border=0 /></a><br/>		<h2>Star Trek - Tribbles Customizable Card Game</h2>

<p>Tribbles Customizable Card Game - Star Trek edition. Released in 2000 by Decipher Inc., Tribbles is a customizable card game designed around the fictional tribble creatures of the Star Trek television series. While this game is not playable with most cards from the Star Trek CCG, this pre-constructed game could be expanded by collecting the tribbles cards from The Troubles with Tribbles expansion of the Star Trek CCG. Card game themed around Original Star Trek and Star Trek: Deep Space 9 episodes featuring Tribbles Includes: Four Color-Coded Tribbles Decks - 112 Total Cards, 8 Special Reference Cards Includes: Easy-to-follow Rulesheet, scorepad, pencil. Suitable for Ages 7 to Adult, 2 to 4 Players. </p>
	]]></description>
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	<pubDate>Sun, 02 Jun 2013 21:00:06 CDT</pubDate>
	<title><![CDATA[Lego Ultimate Sticker Collection Books - Star Wars or Mini Figure - SHIPS FREE!]]></title>
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			<a href="http://hoboninja.com/home.php?id=26858"><img src="http://hoboninja.com/images/products/legominfigbook_014.jpg" border=0 /></a><br/>		<h2>LEGO Ultimate Sticker Collection Books - Star Wars or Mini Figure - SHIPS FREE!</h2>

<p>These sticker books are a must have for any LEGO fan! Each book includes more than <b>1000 REUSABLE</b> stickers!</p>
<p><b>Choose the <i>Star Wars</i> or <i>Mini Figure</i> Ultimate Sticker Collection Book at checkout.</b></p>

<p><b>Star Wars Ultimate Sticker Collection:</b>
<br>
Two of the world's most popular properties come together in DK's Ultimate Sticker Collection format. It is a combination so powerful, it's MINDBLOWING! For the first time, the bestselling excitement of LEGO Star Wars is available in a fantastic Ultimate Sticker Collection! With more than 1,000 reusable stickers and dynamic artwork, readers can re-create their favorite Star Wars moments with a sticky LEGO twist! You can also create your own interstellar adventures. When LEGO, Star Wars, and DK team up, the result is a Force to be reckoned with! </p>

<p><b>Mini Figure Ultimate Sticker Collection:</b>
<br>
Thirty years of minifigures are represented in this one-of-a kind sticker collection for LEGO fans young and old alike! With more than 1000 reusable stickers, kids of all ages can bring all the minifigures to life in a whole new way!  </p>	]]></description>
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	<pubDate>Tue, 04 Dec 2012 11:00:02 CST</pubDate>
	<title><![CDATA[Mermaid Book Marker]]></title>
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			<a href="http://hoboninja.com/home.php?id=24904"><img src="http://hoboninja.com/images/products/mermaidbookmark-1.jpg" border=0 /></a><br/>		<h3>Mermaid Book Marker</h3>
<p>Much more magical than your average book mark. This mermaid will swim through the pages of your books and keep the fantasy alive while you are away!
</p>
<ul>
<li>Measures: 3 1/8" long
<li>Mixed metal alloy
<li>Ring for adding a ribbon or string
<li>Ships free!
	]]></description>
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	<pubDate>Tue, 30 Apr 2013 21:00:06 CDT</pubDate>
	<title><![CDATA[Pow! Bonk! Kapow! 3pc. Mug Set - For That Extra Kick In The Morning!]]></title>
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			<a href="http://hoboninja.com/home.php?id=26389"><img src="http://hoboninja.com/images/products/pow3pcmugset_02.jpg" border=0 /></a><br/>		<h2>Pow! Bonk! Kapow! 3pc. Mug Set - For That Extra Kick In The Morning!</h2>

<p>
If you're looking for an amazing <strong>mug set</strong>, you've come to the right place! These mugs are fun to look at and fun to drink from! Never has your morning coffee been so action packed! These are the perfect gift set for <strong>comic book</strong> fans or anyone who loved the classic <strong>60s tv show</strong>! Included are 3 highly stylized ceramic mugs with the following sound effects bubbles:
</p><ul>
<li><strong>"Pow"</strong></li>
<li><strong>"Bonk"</strong></li>
<li><strong>"Kapow"</strong></li>
</ul>
<p>
</p><ul>
<li>Includes 3 Mugs</li>
<li>Materials: Ceramic</li>
</ul></span>	]]></description>
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	<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jan 2013 11:00:02 CST</pubDate>
	<title><![CDATA[Attractives Magnetic Salt n Pepper Shakers - Little Bow Peep]]></title>
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			<a href="http://hoboninja.com/home.php?id=25667"><img src="http://hoboninja.com/images/products/sp_bowpeep.jpg" border=0 /></a><br/>		<h2>Attractives Magnetic Salt n Pepper Shakers - Little Bow Peep</h2>

<ul>
  <li><span>Magnetic little bow peep and sheep nursery rhyme salt & pepper shaker</span></li>
	  <li><span>Bow measures approximately 3 3/4 inches x 2 1/4 inches x 2 1/4 inches, sheep 2 3/4 inches x 1 1/2 inches x 3 1/4 inches</span></li>
	  <li><span>Made of ceramic</span></li>
	  <li><span>Magnetic</span></li>
	  <li><span>Hand washing recommended</span></li>
        </ul>	]]></description>
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	<pubDate>Thu, 11 Apr 2013 11:00:02 CDT</pubDate>
	<title><![CDATA[Ninja Mug - The Deadliest Way To Drink Tea!]]></title>
  	<link><![CDATA[http://hoboninja.com/home.php?id=26370]]></link>
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<p>I'll take mine with cream and a little pain!
</p>
<ul>
<li>Ninja Mug stands 4.75" tall
<li>Holds 12oz of your favorite beverage
<li>Back side say "trust me, I'm a Ninja"
<li>Ceramic
	]]></description>
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	<pubDate>Tue, 23 Apr 2013 15:25:17 CDT</pubDate>
	<title><![CDATA[iPhone 5 Brass Knuckles - Available in Black and Gold]]></title>
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			<a href="http://hoboninja.com/home.php?id=26502"><img src="http://hoboninja.com/images/products/iphone5knuckles4.jpg" border=0 /></a><br/>		<h3>iPhone 5 Brass Knuckles - Available in Black and Gold</h3>
<p>Keeping up with technology doesn't mean you have to give up on your street-cred. These brass knuckles say, "I'm on the phone and you will wait till I'm finished!".
</p>
<ul>
<li>Available in Gold and Black
<li>Constructed from plastic to not scratch your phone
<li>Made for the iPhone 5
	]]></description>
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	<pubDate>Tue, 07 May 2013 21:00:06 CDT</pubDate>
	<title><![CDATA[9mm Bullet Noise Reduction Earbuds - Choose Color at Checkout!]]></title>
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			<a href="http://hoboninja.com/home.php?id=22999"><img src="http://hoboninja.com/images/products/9mm.jpg" border=0 /></a><br/>		<h2>Sentry Bullet 9mm Earbuds </h2>
<strong>Choose your color(s) at checkout!!</strong>

<p>Bullet digital in-ear buds are designed to the same dimensions as a 9mm bullet casing, All metal design means they are tough, rugged, and sound amazing with sweet, crisp treble and rich, deep sounding bass. They fit in your ear which reduces unwanted noise. Extra earpads are included for a customized fit. These Bullets come in colors of Blazing Brass, Quick Silver, or Pitchest Black. YOU NOW GET TO CHOOSE YOUR COLOR!</p>

<ul><b>Features:</b>
<li>Soft silicone ear pads for ultra comfortable fit
<li>Premium 9mm driver provides full range audio reduction
<li>Acoustic chamber for a deep bass response
<li>Ergonomic in-ear design won't fall out when active
<li>Input plug diameter 3.5mm
<li>Cord length is 4ft
<li>Colors available are Blazing Brass, Quick Silver, or Pitchest Black
<li>Color will be selected at random</li></ul>	]]></description>
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	<pubDate>Mon, 29 Oct 2012 21:00:03 CDT</pubDate>
	<title><![CDATA[Star Wars QR Code Pet Tags - No Engraving Needed!]]></title>
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			<a href="http://hoboninja.com/home.php?id=24915"><img src="http://hoboninja.com/images/products/swqrtag-1.jpg" border=0 /></a><br/>		<h3>Star Wars QR Code Pet Tags - No Engraving Needed!</h3>
<p>Always havde your pet's information up to date with these officially licensed Star Wars QR Code Pet Tags! There is never any engraving -  when you receive your pet tag just go the website and enter the 6 digit ID code for your tag, from there you can enter your current contact information, health information and even a picture of of your dog. You can update this information as much as you need and there are never any service fees!  </p>
<ul>
<li>Choose 'Chewie is my Co-Pilot' or 'Death Star' at check out
<li>3 Different sizes available: Large 1.5" - Medium 1.25" - Small 1"
<li>Update your pet's information as much as needed with no engraving!


<li>No service fees - Free for life
<li>Made in the USA	]]></description>
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	<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jan 2013 11:15:02 CST</pubDate>
	<title><![CDATA[Strawberry Tote Bag - Full Size Tote That Squishes Into a Little Strawberry!]]></title>
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			<a href="http://hoboninja.com/home.php?id=25660"><img src="http://hoboninja.com/images/products/berrytote.jpg" border=0 /></a><br/>		<h3>Strawberry Tote Bag - Full Size Tote That Squishes Into a Little Strawberry!</h3>
<p>With usefulness that is only surpassed by their cuteness, these bags are the most fun way to tote your stuff around! Because they fold in to a adorable little strawberry, you can toss them into your purse, your glove box or just about anywhere!
</p>
<ul>
<li>Bags measure approximately 14 x 14" (not including handle)
<li>When squished into strawberry mode they measure approximately 2" across
<li>Several colors available - <strong>chosen at random</strong>
<li>Constructed from Nylon	]]></description>
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	<pubDate>Tue, 19 Mar 2013 11:00:02 CDT</pubDate>
	<title><![CDATA[USB Powered Plasma Ball]]></title>
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 	<dc:creator>HoboNinja</dc:creator>
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			<a href="http://hoboninja.com/home.php?id=26192"><img src="http://hoboninja.com/images/products/plasma.jpg" border=0 /></a><br/>		<h3>USB Powered Plasma Ball</h3>
<p>Be sure to top your coworker's lame'o desktop gadgets with the USB Plasma Ball.
Just plug it into any available usb port and watch the colors dance through the orb, touch the sides and watch the electricity cling to your fingertips!
</p>
<ul>
<li>Globe measures 3" in diameter
<li>Bright enough to see in a normal lighted room
<li>Operates from just the low current of your USB port
<li>Can also be powered by 4 AAA batteries	]]></description>
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	<pubDate>Tue, 16 Apr 2013 14:59:11 CDT</pubDate>
	<title><![CDATA[Marshmallow Double Barrel Crossbow Shooter]]></title>
  	<link><![CDATA[http://hoboninja.com/home.php?id=26693]]></link>
 	<dc:creator>HoboNinja</dc:creator>
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			<a href="http://hoboninja.com/home.php?id=26693"><img src="http://hoboninja.com/images/products/marshdblcrssbow_09.jpg" border=0 /></a><br/>		<h2>Marshmallow Double Barrel Crossbow Shooter</h2>

<p>The Marshmallow Double Crossbow, with space for up to 50 mini marshmallows, is the ultimate in bow-and-mallow technology. Enter the scene with this marshmallow gun, and your co-workers will be on guard. Put everyone in a sticky situation with this marshmallow crossbow, which lets you shoot from 30 feet away! </p>

<ul>
	  <li><span>Shoots 50 mini Marshmallows for rapid fire- double fire power</span></li>
	  <li><span>Shoots 30-40 ft.</span></li>
	  <li><span>outdoor- indoor play</span></li>
	  <li><span>year around fun for all seasons</span></li>
	  <li><span>Fun for all ages</span></li>
</ul>	]]></description>
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	<pubDate>Tue, 09 Apr 2013 11:03:38 CDT</pubDate>
	<title><![CDATA[The Gigantic Donut Pool Float - SHIPS FREE!]]></title>
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			<a href="http://hoboninja.com/home.php?id=26372"><img src="http://hoboninja.com/images/products/donutraft5.jpg" border=0 /></a><br/>		<h3>The Gigantic Donut Pool Float</h3>
<p>It looks good enough to eat, and in fact, someone did take a bite out of this hilarious Donut shaped pool float.  At 4 feet tall, this donut is not only huge, but it is made from extra thick durable vinyl.
</p>
<ul>
<li>Measures 48"
<li>Durable heavy vinyl construction
<li>Sprinkles!	]]></description>
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	<pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 21:00:06 CDT</pubDate>
	<title><![CDATA[25 pk Vintage Paper Straws - For Beverages, Baking, Crafts & More! SHIPS FREE!]]></title>
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			<a href="http://hoboninja.com/home.php?id=26695"><img src="http://hoboninja.com/images/products/paperstraws2.jpg" border=0 /></a><br/>		<h2>25 pk Vintage Paper Straws - For Beverages, Baking, Crafts & More! SHIPS FREE!</h2>

<p>How fun are these retro vintage paper straws! They have a multitude of uses. Use as a Cake pop stick, put into a cupcake, fill with candy powder and of course for your cold beverage. </p>

<ul>

<li>Biodegradable
</li>
<li>FDA food safe
</li>
<li>Ink is soy based
</li>
<li>Very sturdy, won't get soggy
</li>
<li>7 3/4" long</li>
<li>25 straws</li>

</ul>
	]]></description>
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	<pubDate>Wed, 14 Nov 2012 12:21:40 CST</pubDate>
	<title><![CDATA[Star Wars Leashes - May The Force Be With You AND Your Dog!]]></title>
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			<a href="http://hoboninja.com/home.php?id=24702"><img src="http://hoboninja.com/images/products/swleash-1.jpg" border=0 /></a><br/>		<h3>Star Wars Leashes - May The Force Be With You AND Your Dog!</h3>
<p>Keep your dog from running away to the dark side with these officially licensed Star Wars Dog Leashes are constructed from durable Nylon. They are available in sizes Large (1 wide x 6' long) Medium (3/4 wide x 6' long) Don't forget to pick up a <strong>Matching Collar</strong>  also available on Pets.13!</p>

<ul>
<li>Officially licensed Star Wars gear!
<li>Constructed from durable Nylon
<li>Large (1 wide x 6' long) Medium (3/4 wide x 6' long)
<li>Choose size and style at check out
<li> Pick up a <strong>Matching Collar</strong> also available on Hobo!
	]]></description>
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	<pubDate>Thu, 14 Feb 2013 11:00:01 CST</pubDate>
	<title><![CDATA[The Seriously Loud Nuclear Doorbell!]]></title>
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			<a href="http://hoboninja.com/home.php?id=24366"><img src="http://hoboninja.com/images/products/nucleardoorbell-1.jpg" border=0 /></a><br/>		<h2>It's Not the Nuclear Apocalypse it's just the Nuclear Doorbell</h2>


<p> 
Visitors to your pad will jump out of their skin when they press the Nuclear Doorbell. The deafening siren, flashing yellow lights and booming voice is sure to put everyone in the area on full Red Alert. Doorbell ringing will never be the same! 
</p>
<br>
<ul>
<li>Plays 1 of 3 randomly selected phrases.</li>
	   <li>Flashing LED panels.</li>
	   <li>Easy to install: no wiring required.  </li>
<li>Remote Control works up 10 meters away. </li>
<li>Batteries included. </li>	
	   
</ul>	]]></description>
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	<pubDate>Thu, 13 Jun 2013 08:37:28 CDT</pubDate>
	<title><![CDATA[Pabst Blue Ribbon Ceramic Salt and Pepper Shakers - SHIPS FREE!]]></title>
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			<a href="http://hoboninja.com/home.php?id=26106"><img src="http://hoboninja.com/images/products/pbrsp_01.jpg" border=0 /></a><br/>		<h2>Pabst Blue Ribbon Ceramic Salt and Pepper Shakers - SHIPS FREE!</h2>

<p>Have you ever wanted to be classy but just didn't know how? These are ceramic Pabst Blue Ribbon Salt n Pepper shakers. You're welcome.</p>

<ul>

<li>3.25" H x 1.75" D </li>
<li>Yes, 100% ceramic. The photos can be deceiving, but they are ceramic.</li>

</ul>	]]></description>
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	<pubDate>Mon, 22 Apr 2013 11:00:02 CDT</pubDate>
	<title><![CDATA[The Wakin' Shakin' Bacon Alarm Clock  - He Raps and Dances You Awake!]]></title>
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			<a href="http://hoboninja.com/home.php?id=26386"><img src="http://hoboninja.com/images/products/baconalarmclock_02.jpg" border=0 /></a><br/>		<h2>The Wakin' Shakin' Bacon Alarm Clock  - He Raps and Dances You Awake!</h2>

<p>The silly bacon dude dances, raps and sizzles to wake you up in a new and exciting way. Set the alarm and awake to him rapping about his love of bacon and the sizzle of bacon cooking. All that is missing is the yummy bacon smell. </p>

<ul>
	  <li><span>Working alarm clock</span></li>
	  <li><span>The alarm is a loud and funny rap about yummy bacon</span></li>
	  <li><span>2 AA batteries not included</span></li>
	  <li><span>The bacon clock dances from side to side when the alarm sounds</span></li>
	  <li><span>A hilarious gag gift</span></li>
</ul>	]]></description>
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	<pubDate>Mon, 05 Nov 2012 11:00:01 CST</pubDate>
	<title><![CDATA[Star Wars Collars - May The Force Be With You AND Your Dog!]]></title>
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			<a href="http://hoboninja.com/home.php?id=24703"><img src="http://hoboninja.com/images/products/swcollar-1.jpg" border=0 /></a><br/>		<h3>Star Wars Collars - May The Force Be With You AND Your Dog!</h3>
<p>These officially licensed Star Wars Dog Collars are constructed from durable Nylon and have heavy duty plastic snap buckles! They are available in sizes Large (1 Adjustable 16 to 26) Medium (3/4 Adjustable 10 to 16) and Small (5/8 Adjustable 8 to 12). Don't forget to pick up a <strong>Matching Leash</strong>  also available on Pets.13!</p>

<ul>
<li>Officially licensed Star Wars gear!
<li>Constructed from durable Nylon
<li>Heavy Duty plastic buckle 
<li>available in sizes Large (1 Adjustable 16 to 26) Medium (3/4 Adjustable 10 to 16) and Small (5/8 Adjustable 8 to 12)
<li>Choose size and style at check out
<li> Pick up a <strong>Matching Leash</strong> also available on Hobo!
	]]></description>
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	<pubDate>Tue, 07 May 2013 11:28:19 CDT</pubDate>
	<title><![CDATA[Rabbit Peeler Fruit & Vegetable Peeler]]></title>
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			<a href="http://hoboninja.com/home.php?id=26683"><img src="http://hoboninja.com/images/products/rabbitPeeler3.jpg" border=0 /></a><br/>		<h3>Rabbit Peeler Fruit & Vegetable Peeler</h3>
<p>The Rabbit Peeler is a vegetable and fruit peeler and paring knife. Both blades store inside the handle and unfold into their ready-to-use positions. To extend either blade, simply rotate the Rabbit Peeler's tail.

Rabbit Peeler has stainless steel cutting blades, is dishwasher safe, and available in either Black or White.
</p>
<ul>

<li>To extend either blade, simply rotate the Rabbit Peeler's tail
<li>Available in either Black or White.
<li>Stainless steel cutting blades, is dishwasher safe
<li>No heavy metals, no lead, and phthalate free!	]]></description>
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	<pubDate>Wed, 27 Feb 2013 11:00:03 CST</pubDate>
	<title><![CDATA[Stainless Steel Mesh Flexible Rings - Sizes 8-9-10 Available - Ships Free!]]></title>
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<ul>
<li>Woven Stainless Steel Mesh forms to the finger
<li>Stainless steel provides durability that last
<li>Sleek and trendy
<li>Ships FREE	]]></description>
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	<pubDate>Thu, 02 May 2013 21:00:06 CDT</pubDate>
	<title><![CDATA[Star Wars USB Key Chains - Vader,Trooper or Yoda - SHIPS FREE!]]></title>
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<p>100% Brand new and High quality USB 2.0 Flash Drive.
Supports both USB 1.1 and USB 2.0 .   
Hardware Requirement: PC with USB connection,Notebook,MAC
Operating System Requirement: Windows98/SE/ME/2000/XP/Win 7/MAX8.6/Linux Core2.4 or above</p>

<ul>

<li>Choose from Vader, Trooper or Yoda at checkout</li>
<li>Optional key ring included</li>
<li>2GB</li>


</ul>	]]></description>
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	<pubDate>Tue, 07 May 2013 10:48:13 CDT</pubDate>
	<title><![CDATA[Alli-Grator Cheese & Veggie Grator - SHIPS FREE!]]></title>
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			<a href="http://hoboninja.com/home.php?id=26685"><img src="http://hoboninja.com/images/products/alliGrator1.jpg" border=0 /></a><br/>		<h3>Alli-Grator Cheese & Veggie Grator</h3>
<p>Unfold the jaws to form the easy-to-hold handle. Then start shredding your favorite cheese or vegetables. To store, simply return the handle to the “closed jaw” position. Stainless steel grater and dishwasher safe.
</p>
<ul>
<li>This alligator chews right through veggies & cheese!
<li>Way more fun than a normal, boring grator.

<li>Stainless steel grater and dishwasher safe.
<li>To store, simply return the handle to the “closed jaw” position.
<li>No heavy metals, no lead, and phthalate free	]]></description>
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	<pubDate>Mon, 10 Jun 2013 21:00:07 CDT</pubDate>
	<title><![CDATA[Double Trouble Camouflage Golf Balls - Just try to find your balls - SHIPS FREE]]></title>
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			<a href="http://hoboninja.com/home.php?id=23400"><img src="http://hoboninja.com/images/products/camogolf-1.jpg" border=0 /></a><br/>		<h2>Double Trouble Golf Balls- Camouflage Balls!</h2>


<p> 
Double Trouble Golf Balls- Camouflage Balls FORE! Your Friends will go NUTZ over the set of CAMOUFLAGE BALLS! It's is a HARD TO FIND gift! If the fact the balls are camouflage (hard to spot), does not result in contageous laughter, the package surely will. Yes, these are actually REAL golf balls, hand painted!  
</p>
<br>
<ul>
<li> The creative packaging, includes 2 fully functional golf balls</li>
	   <li>A great gift for golfers</li>
	   <li>Each ball is hand painted for a great camo look</li>
	
	   
</ul>	]]></description>
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	<pubDate>Fri, 28 Sep 2012 11:00:01 CDT</pubDate>
	<title><![CDATA[Beer Mug Sparkle Night Light]]></title>
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			<a href="http://hoboninja.com/home.php?id=23788"><img src="http://hoboninja.com/images/products/beerlight-3.jpg" border=0 /></a><br/>		<h2>Beer Mug Sparkle Night Light</h2>

<p>Light up your night with this Sparkling Beer Night light!</p>

<br>

<ul>
<li>Continuous Motion</li>
<li>Non-Toxic Liquid </li>
<li>Easy On/Off Switch </li>
<li>Replaceable Bulb </li>

</ul>
	]]></description>
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	<pubDate>Tue, 02 Apr 2013 11:00:02 CDT</pubDate>
	<title><![CDATA[Attractives Magnetic Salt n Pepper Shakers - Surfer]]></title>
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			<a href="http://hoboninja.com/home.php?id=25668"><img src="http://hoboninja.com/images/products/sp_surf.jpg" border=0 /></a><br/>		<h2>Attractives Magnetic Salt n Pepper Shakers - Surfer</h2>

<p>Attractive Surfs Up Magnetic Salt and Pepper Shaker Set.
Collectible Hand Painted Surfs Up Magnetic Ceramic Salt and Pepper Shakers. Perfect gift for any occasions.</p>

<ul>

<li>approx. 4" tall</li>


</ul>	]]></description>
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	<pubDate>Mon, 15 Apr 2013 11:00:02 CDT</pubDate>
	<title><![CDATA[World's Easiest Diet - Joke box - Doctor Recommended!  SHIPS FREE]]></title>
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<p>
	The perfect gift for that certain someone that is always complaining about their weight.</p>
<p>
	The Neat retro gift box makes the gift just that much better!</p>
<p>
	<strong>Each box contains</strong>: 1 Spoon with a hole, and 1 Fork with no ends.</p>

	]]></description>
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	<pubDate>Tue, 16 Oct 2012 11:14:51 CDT</pubDate>
	<title><![CDATA[Retro Cassette Tape iPhone Case - Fits 4G & 4S - FREE Shipping!]]></title>
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			<a href="http://hoboninja.com/home.php?id=23599"><img src="http://hoboninja.com/images/products/retroiphonecase-1.jpg" border=0 /></a><br/>		<h2>Retro Cassette Tape iPhone Case - Fits 4G & 4S - FREE Shipping!</h2>

<p>Pay homage to the golden age of mix tapes with this sweet iPhone case. Available in 5 colors: Black,Red,Yellow,Brown and Ivory.</p><p> <b>Choose your color at checkout.</b></p>


<ul>
<li>Easy to access and remove</li>
<li>Anti-skidding ability, Perfectly fits the shape</li>
<li>Can protect the frame of your iPhone from abrasion</li>
<li>Works for iPhone 4 and 4S</li>
<li>Material: Silicone</li>
<li>The charging port is covered up but you can easily remove the case for charging</li>
</ul>	]]></description>
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	<pubDate>Fri, 29 Mar 2013 11:00:02 CDT</pubDate>
	<title><![CDATA[Daryl Dixon: The Good, The Bad and the (Walking) DEAD - 5" x 5" Vinyl Decal - SHIPS FREE]]></title>
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<p>His weapon of choice... the crossbow. His prey... WALKERS! Just be glad he's one of the good guys.</p>
<p>This mash up of The Good, The Bad and The Ugly meets The Walking Dead decal is 5" x 5" and...well....is awesome.</p>	]]></description>
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	<pubDate>Thu, 18 Apr 2013 10:49:43 CDT</pubDate>
	<title><![CDATA[Harry Potter Time-Turner Sticker Kit]]></title>
  	<link><![CDATA[http://hoboninja.com/home.php?id=26453]]></link>
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			<a href="http://hoboninja.com/home.php?id=26453"><img src="http://hoboninja.com/images/products/harry_sticker.jpg" border=0 /></a><br/>		<h3>Harry Potter Time-Turner Sticker Kit</h3>
<p>Celebrate the world of Harry Potter with the book of eight stickers. Then let your imagination spin back time with the collectable Time-Turner-featuring rotating inner rings and a functional hourglass-inspired by the Time-Turner used by Hermione Granger in the popular movie Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban.
</p>
<ul>
<li>Functional hourglass-inspired by the Time-Turner used by Hermione Granger	]]></description>
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	<pubDate>Tue, 12 Feb 2013 11:00:02 CST</pubDate>
	<title><![CDATA[Brian Griffin Belt Buckle - Sniff Out this Sweet Buckle]]></title>
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<p> Now all your snarky political wit and insight can come from your pants. Brian Griffin will provide the barking truth and be your best friend...or a least your pants best companion.  
</p>
<br>
<ul>
<li>Durable Stainless Steel Buckle </li>
	   <li>Fits almost any belt</li>
	   <li>Go ahead show some style</li>
<li>Colored Enamel </li>


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	<pubDate>Fri, 12 Apr 2013 11:00:02 CDT</pubDate>
	<title><![CDATA[Red Cup Party String Lights - Light Up Your Next Kegger!]]></title>
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<p>What better way is there to say "party over here!" than our iconic Red Cup Party Lights? These babies are the ultimate party signal for sure! <br>

<br>

Deck out your dorm room, patio, man cave and even your tractor cause there is no electricity required to get a rager going... just three double A batteries. Yep, totally portable with the option to be set to blink of stay solid. Either way, you'll be making everyone on the block envious of how you commence to party.<br>

<br>

Traditionally, party cups coincide with cheap beers... break tradition and keep all 12 party cup lights away from a real party foul.  <br>

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12 foot string of lights. Plastic.</p>

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	<pubDate>Fri, 19 Apr 2013 11:00:03 CDT</pubDate>
	<title><![CDATA[Pow! and Splat! Flyswatter Set - Put The Action Back Into Killing Flies!]]></title>
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			<a href="http://hoboninja.com/home.php?id=26387"><img src="http://hoboninja.com/images/products/powsplatflyswatter_02.jpg" border=0 /></a><br/>		<h2>Pow! and Splat! Flyswatter Set - Put The Action Back Into Killing Flies!</h2>

<p>Inspired by the old 60's pop art, this set of 2 fly swatters allow you to swat away pesky insects in batman style. Constructed from durable plastic, you get 2 unique and fun fly swatters. </p>

<ul>
	  <li><span>Flexible plastic</span></li>
	  <li><span>Set of 2 fly swatters</span></li>
	  <li><span>Kills flies</span></li>
	  <li><span>Comic book styling</span></li>
	  <li><span>A great gift</span></li>
<li>Approx. 18.5" long with super wide "killin" area</li>

</ul>	]]></description>
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	<pubDate>Wed, 24 Apr 2013 11:00:04 CDT</pubDate>
	<title><![CDATA[Donut Mug - MMMM Donuts! - SHIPS FREE!]]></title>
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			<a href="http://hoboninja.com/home.php?id=26371"><img src="http://hoboninja.com/images/products/donutcupps.jpg" border=0 /></a><br/>		<h3>Donut Mug - MMMM Donuts!</h3>
<p>The Donut Mug celebrates mans most beloved, two creations - Donuts and Coffee!  With a BIG bite taken out from it, to the hole in the center, to the chocolate glaze with sprinkles, this is one sweet designed, donut shaped mug!  In addition, on the one side is emblazoned with the most important words uttered by man, “Mmmmm...Donuts!” 
</p>
<ul>
<li>
<li>Ceramic Construction
<li>Measures 5" tall - 6.5" wide
<li>Sprinkles!	]]></description>
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	<pubDate>Fri, 25 May 2012 11:00:53 CDT</pubDate>
	<title><![CDATA[Deluxe Smoking Jacket- Crushed Velvet Adds Instant Class!]]></title>
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			<a href="http://hoboninja.com/home.php?id=23345"><img src="http://hoboninja.com/images/products/classyjacket-1.jpg" border=0 /></a><br/>		<h2>Deluxe Smoking Jacket- Crushed Velvet Adds Instant Class!</h2>

<p>This Smoking Jacket goes great with all our animal masks, especially the Horse Mask, but it also adds a dash of class to any situation. Made of crushed velvet with a 40" white scarf, our smoking jacket can turn sitting in your underpants watching TV into lounging in a smoking jacket while keeping up with current popular culture. You'll want to buy a pipe! <b> * horse mask NOT included.</b></p>


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	<pubDate>Thu, 13 Dec 2012 11:00:02 CST</pubDate>
	<title><![CDATA[Star Wars #1 Fan - Sticker - SHIPS FREE!]]></title>
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<p>Don't wear T-Shirts but you LOVE the hobo T-Shirts designs?? Well now 
you can get the sticker!</p>

<ul>

<li>6" x 4"</li>
<li>High quality vinyl sticker</li>
<li>Impress your friends</li>
<li>Amaze your enemies!</li>
<li>Covers rust spots!</li>
<li>Hides ugly holes in the wall!</li>
<li>Decorate your locker or dorm!</li>
<li>Doubles as a bigger, more costly alternative to scotch tape!</li>

</ul>	]]></description>
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	<pubDate>Sun, 12 May 2013 21:00:06 CDT</pubDate>
	<title><![CDATA[Blue Faucet Light - Add a Brilliant Blue Light Stream To Any Faucet!]]></title>
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			<a href="http://hoboninja.com/home.php?id=26627"><img src="http://hoboninja.com/images/products/bluefaucet_01.jpg" border=0 /></a><br/>		<h2>Blue Faucet Light - Add a Brilliant Blue Light Stream To Any Faucet!</h2>

<p>The Faucet Light turns an ordinary faucet into a streaming crystal blue light source. Simply turn on your water and the internal pressure switch activates the light source. Turn off the water and the light goes off. Fun and functional for a kid's bathroom, but even better to add excitement to your wet bar or kitchen sink when you throw a cocktail party! </p>

<ul>
<li>Water pressure activates the light source. </li>
  

  
  
  
  <li>Light goes "off" when water source is turned off. </li>
  

  
  
  
  <li>Long lasting bright blue LED. </li>
  

  
  
  
  <li>Fully enclosed battery pack. (batteries included) </li>
  

  
  
  
  <li>Universal adapter (included) fits most water faucets. </li>
  

  
  
  
  <li>Installs in less than a minute! </li>

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	<pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 21:00:06 CDT</pubDate>
	<title><![CDATA[Labs With Abs Reusable Stainless Steel Water Bottle by Blue Q]]></title>
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			<a href="http://hoboninja.com/home.php?id=26651"><img src="http://hoboninja.com/images/products/labswithabs.jpg" border=0 /></a><br/>		<h2>Blue Q - Labs With Abs Water Bottle</h2>

<p>This is one hot dog! The Labs With Abs Water Bottle is BPA free, made from food grade stainless steel and decorated with lead-free inks.
</p>

<ul>

<li>Size: 20oz./600ml. </li>


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	<pubDate>Thu, 28 Feb 2013 11:00:07 CST</pubDate>
	<title><![CDATA[Whack-a-Zombie: You Can't Keep a Good Zombie Down! (Running Press Mini Kit)]]></title>
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			<a href="http://hoboninja.com/home.php?id=26032"><img src="http://hoboninja.com/images/products/2135.jpg" border=0 /></a><br/>		<h2>Whack-a-Zombie: You Can't Keep a Good Zombie Down! (Running Press Mini Kit)</h2>

<p>Go ahead, take out all your frustrations on the undead. After all, it won't hurt them! Whack-a-Zombie combines a love for our favorite brain-snacking monsters and the universal need to reduce stress. The creepy desktop accessory bop bag keeps on coming back for more, and the 32-page book provides a mini encyclopedia on everything zombie, including the best in zombie cinema. What better way to celebrate Halloween than with this classically frightful creature by your side?</p>


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	<pubDate>Thu, 22 Nov 2012 11:00:02 CST</pubDate>
	<title><![CDATA[Clumsy Cook Turkey Mask - Kiss the cook NOW!]]></title>
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			<a href="http://hoboninja.com/home.php?id=24743"><img src="http://hoboninja.com/images/products/turkeymask-1.jpg" border=0 /></a><br/>		<h2>Clumsy Cook Turkey Mask - Kiss the cook NOW!</h2>

<p>It could happen. You're cooking a turkey, and, through series of mishaps, it ends up stuck on your head. This mask recreates that experience without the danger of salmonella. Just imagine wandering out of the kitchen on any holiday with a turkey wedged on your headthe laughter might never stop. This is the mask that every chef needs to bring the house down during big family meals. Latex. Fits most adult heads.</p>


<ul>
<li>Perfect for Thanksgiving or Christmas  </li><li>Realistic latex raw turkey mask  </li><li> Fits most adult heads </li><li>Your life is just like a sitcom  </li>
</ul>	]]></description>
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	<pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 21:00:05 CDT</pubDate>
	<title><![CDATA[Junk Foodie: 51 Delicious Recipes for the Lowbrow Gourmand [Paperback] SHIPS FREE!]]></title>
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<p>Got a peanut butter cup, a Fruit Roll-Up, and a bag of chips? <i>Voila'</i>--Truffled Berry Praline Purses!<p>Passing off a snack attack as fine food is as easy as a trip to the corner convenience store with this book. Featuring 51 clever photographically depicted recipes designed to turn the most disgusting of snacks into delicious(-looking) "gourmet" meals, you can fool even the most discerning palettes.</p><p>But never mind impressing others! Since many of the ingredients are easy to find in a typical office vending machine, you can save money--and treat yourself to something special. (You are also encouraged to invest in a really great porcelain plate and some stellar silver to complete the experience.)</p>

<h3>About the Author</h3>
      
       <b>Emilie Baltz</b> is an international designer and photographer. Her collaborations include work with the Vitra Design Museum, <i>Wired</i> magazine, <i>Time Out New York</i>, Pratt Institute, and more. As a principal at NYC-based food consulting firm Fork & Design, Emilie is attracted to the frozen moments at the ends of eating implements.
      
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	<pubDate>Mon, 18 Feb 2013 11:00:02 CST</pubDate>
	<title><![CDATA[Chick-Tock Animated Alarm Clock with Timer]]></title>
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			<a href="http://hoboninja.com/home.php?id=25155"><img src="http://hoboninja.com/images/products/chicktock-1.jpg" border=0 /></a><br/>		<h2>Chick-Tock Animated Alarm Clock with Timer</h2>
<p>Chick-tock animated alarm clock with timer. Whimsical clock with pop-up   baby chick. Clucking alarm with timer function. Uses 3 "AAA" Batteries   (not included). </p>
<ul>
<li>Whimsical clock with pop-up baby chick
<li>Clucking alarm with timer function
<li>Large digital LCD display
<li>Front side control panel with snooze
<li>integrated speaker
<li>Convenient battery operation
<li>Ideal for kitchen or bedroom	]]></description>
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	<pubDate>Tue, 09 Apr 2013 14:52:01 CDT</pubDate>
	<title><![CDATA[The Prescription Shot Glass Set of 3]]></title>
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			<a href="http://hoboninja.com/home.php?id=26378"><img src="http://hoboninja.com/images/products/rxShot.jpg" border=0 /></a><br/>		<h3>The Prescription Shot Glass Set of 3</h3>
<p>Booze, the cause of and cure to all of life's problems</p>
<p>-Homer Simpson
</p>
<ul>
<li>Set of 3 ceramic Rx shot glasses
<li>Detailed to look like actual prescription bottles
<li>Great gift!	]]></description>
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	<pubDate>Tue, 27 Nov 2012 11:00:02 CST</pubDate>
	<title><![CDATA[Canvas Tablet Case - Mustache!]]></title>
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			<a href="http://hoboninja.com/home.php?id=24279"><img src="http://hoboninja.com/images/products/mustachecase-1.jpg" border=0 /></a><br/>		<h2>Canvas Tablet Case - Moustache!</h2>

<p>This universal canvas case is compatible with the iPad, Motorola Xoom, Samsung Galaxy Tab & e-books and tablets up to 10.1".</p>


<ul>
<li>It's got a Moustache On It...Need I Say More?</li>
<li> Travel & airport friendly
 </li>
<li>Durable canvas exterior</li>

</ul>	]]></description>
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	<pubDate>Thu, 25 Apr 2013 11:00:02 CDT</pubDate>
	<title><![CDATA[Pool Party Pong Inflatable Float - Game On! - SHIPS FREE!]]></title>
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			<a href="http://hoboninja.com/home.php?id=26388"><img src="http://hoboninja.com/images/products/221x51c.jpg" border=0 /></a><br/>		<h2>Pool Party Pong Inflatable Float - Game On!</h2>

<p>Planning a pool party and want to include a game of beer pong as well? This great inflatable beer pong float will be the perfect thing! Pool Party Pong is set up to hold all of your beer cups, wash cups, and is a full 5 feet long. Game on! </p>

<ul>

	  <li><span>Inflatable party pong raft</span></li>
	  <li><span>5 feet long</span></li>
	  <li><span>Easy to inflate</span></li>
<li>Girls, beer and cups NOT included</li>

</ul>	]]></description>
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	<pubDate>Tue, 28 May 2013 21:00:06 CDT</pubDate>
	<title><![CDATA[Speed Racer - Race Mountain Game]]></title>
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<p>Experience the thrills and spills with The Speed Racer Speed Mountain Racing Game. An innovative twist on the time honored classic "snakes and ladders" game with a 3D element. No need to push your game piece down the slide, the race mountain game board has slides that will move your piece automatically. You'll never know where it will end up. Includes 3D Mountain with decals, Speed, Trixie, Chim Chim, and Racer X game pieces, and a game die. </p>

<ul>
	  <li><span>All the thrills of Speed Racer with 3D game board to race up the mountain</span></li>
	  <li><span>Unique playing pieces - roll the die in the clear ball to see where you end up on the mountain and move your characters that always stay upright on the mountain</span></li>
	  <li><span>Be careful where you land; if you land on the wrong spot you may end up sliding back down the mountain or if you are lucky you may move ahead closer to the summit</span></li>
	  <li><span>Game pieces include - Speed, Trixie, Chim Chim, and Racer X and a cool round die</span></li>
	  <li><span>Classic Speed Racer game for 2 to 4 players</span></li>

</ul>	]]></description>
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	<pubDate>Thu, 13 Dec 2012 10:19:23 CST</pubDate>
	<title><![CDATA[Will Work For Rupees - Sticker - SHIPS FREE!]]></title>
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<p>Don't wear T-Shirts but you LOVE the hobo T-Shirts designs?? Well now you can get the sticker! Please note: If you use a coupon code to receive this item free, it will ship within 30 days of ordering and you must remain an active subscriber of the HoboNinja newsletter. If it's part of a paid order, it will ship right away! Limit one per household (we want to have enough to go around!). Unfortunately, PayPal will not allow you to process an order for $0.00, so you can not place an order to get this item free using PayPal. </p>

<ul>

<li>6" x 4"</li>
<li>High quality vinyl sticker</li>
<li>Impress your friends</li>
<li>Amaze your enemies!</li>
<li>Covers rust spots!</li>
<li>Hides ugly holes in the wall!</li>
<li>Decorate your locker or dorm!</li>
<li>Doubles as a bigger, more costly alternative to scotch tape!</li>

</ul>
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	<pubDate>Wed, 24 Oct 2012 11:00:01 CDT</pubDate>
	<title><![CDATA[Word Search Puzzle Shower Curtain- Hollywood Edition!]]></title>
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<p>Showers can be boring, but that problem is solved with The World's Largest Word Search Shower Curtain. This vinyl shower curtain measures 72" x 72" and has a gigantic word search with over 650 movie titles. A great fun gift for puzzle lovers.</p>



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	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Jun 2013 21:00:07 CDT</pubDate>
	<title><![CDATA[Fun Magnetic Sign - Notice The Beatings Will Continue Until Attitudes Improve - SHIPS FREE!]]></title>
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			<a href="http://hoboninja.com/home.php?id=22985"><img src="http://hoboninja.com/images/products/beatingssign-1.jpg" border=0 /></a><br/>		<h2>Fun Magnetic Sign - Notice The Beatings Will Continue Until Attitudes Improve</h2>

<p>Let the troops know what they are in for with this humorous magnetic sign! Perfect for home, the office, or anywhere that a magnet can stick to. Each novelty sign measures app 4.5" x 4.5" and is yellow with black graphics (for high visibility).</p>

<ul><b>Features:</b>
<li>Each sign has two magnets on the back or can also be mounted with tacks/nails/double sided adhesive 
<li>Color: yellow/black
<li>Measures app 4.5" x 4.5"</li></ul>	]]></description>
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	<pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2012 09:51:17 CDT</pubDate>
	<title><![CDATA[Deluxe Bacon Wallet]]></title>
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Put some hip into your hip pocket with a whimsical Bacon Wallet! Great for bringing home the bacon (sorry). Sleek, yet meaty. Each 4-1/4" x 3-3/4" (10.8 cm x 9.5 cm) faux leather wallet has plenty of pockets for your cold hard cash and copious cards. Illustrated box with clear acetate lid. </p>	]]></description>
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	<pubDate>Wed, 13 Mar 2013 11:00:02 CDT</pubDate>
	<title><![CDATA[Pegasus Earrings - Enchant Your Ears!]]></title>
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<ul>
<li>Available in antiqued bronze or silver tones
<li>Mixed metal construction
<li>Measures 1 3/8" from horn to tail
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